Yo momma's so ugly that the Carnage symbiote saw her and ran away screaming.
Yo momma's so fat that the Venom symbiote has to come back with 2 plates to finish eating that bitch.
Yo momma's so HEAVY that something finally stopped The Juggernaught.
Yo momma's so hairy that Alpha Flight mistook her for Sasquatch.
Yo momma's so stupid that the Kree Supreme Intelligence tried to calculate her IQ and self-destructed.
(...I was working by myself for 10 hours on sunday night into monday morning and didn't have to deal with anyone's B.S. and this is what happened when I was left alone with my thoughts.)